about

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  • name: anaïs

  • age: 27

  • placements: cancer sun/capricorn moon/virgo rising

  • enneagram: 5w6 sp/sx/so

  • mbti: intj

  • ethnicity: english, swedish, french, italian, lebanese, haitian

  • location: usa

  • moral alignment: neutral evil

  • hogwarts: ravenclaw in the streets/slytherin in the sheets

  • temperament: melancholic

  • numerology lifepath: 8

  • chinese astrology: water rooster

where i can be found elsewhere:

about me:

anaïs. 27. acataleptic. librocubicularist. independent. historian. nyctophile. anti-feminist. machiavellian. misanthrope. realist. cacœthes futūtum. grown ass woman. here for me, not for you.

disclaimer: if you’re already familiar with my site’s content, then you know i don’t need no fucking disclaimer. either you like what i do or you don’t.

for all those who have the most desperate need for an explanation for my anti-feminism, click here and be educated.

to put it simply, i'm just another hot, bitchy, self-obsessed cancer. chemist/research scientist by day, hoe by night. if these salty basic females on here choose to have hard feelings about my personality, my views, and my blog, then that’s on them. they are either bitter, broke, UGLY and got nothing better to do than talk down on folks, get in their feelings and block, or just be sorry petty catty JEALOUS ass bitches.💁♀️ this is tumblr, not kindergarten. it’s all good over here, so do continue to give me power and prove me right about yall; i love it; it feeds my ego. i also take great pleasure in adding to my amazingly small block party. unlike everyone else on this hypersensitive website, i don’t block just to block; i have a long fuse, i’m mature, and it’s just not that damn serious to me, so if i’m forced to actually block you, then trust that it is for a valid reason. thank you for your interest in my blog, but your lameness, pettiness, immaturity and hypocrisy disqualifies you from a place at my table. best of luck. 😂✌️

Now. With that being said…this blog contains my astrological musings, opinions, and analyses. I write and re-blog primarily about earth and air signs, as I feel very strongly connected to my dominant signs and feel I can explain them quite well. However, other signs and placements are also discussed. Asteroids, fixed stars, and house placements are particular fascinations of mine. I do not claim to have equal information on all signs and placements here; I simply blog about whatever interests me.

I am quiet yet tenacious. I am introverted and keep to myself but will certainly bite if provoked. I like learning more about astrology, aesthetics, deeper meanings, geography…a whole lot of things. Rarely can I be kept away from bizarre, controversial, conspiratorial and alternative research subjects.

With that being said, I really don’t consider myself part of this petty tumblr “astrology community”; I reblog what I want, when I want, from whoever has interesting stuff (whether I like them or not), and I post whatever I please on this blog because I’m mature, I focus on the big picture and can’t be held down by those who choose to be bitter, small, and petty. I’m strong-minded, I ride solo, I’m in a class all by myself, and I’m a cut above. This is astrology, presented as objectively and usefully as possible.

The blogger behind the curtain is a Cancer sun/Capricorn moon/Gemini mercury and venus, Virgo mars and rising. The vast majority of content is original. Also, be aware that this blog contains NSFW content. In keeping with this maverick side of mine, I get into some controversial subjects on here as well as offering some controversial astrology services. Feel free to message me if you wish~
READ THE FAQ!

Anyone trying to play me ultimately plays themselves.

Oh yeah, and any rude demands/statements in lieu of questions for requests will have an 875% chance of them being ignored and deleted. So if you want something, ask like an adult that has some sense, instead of demanding like a childish cretin. I’m not your bitch. Also, people calling me “love” or “hun” or whatever the hell else on this site will from now on be deleted as well. Complete strangers who think it’s acceptable to use pet names to refer to me are obnoxious and I see right through the bullshit (especially when you ’re asking for something from me). You don’t like it, unfollow and bye! I am not obligated to acknowledge you. Kay thanks! 😘

faq

  • NO COMPATIBILITY!!!

  • NO LONGER DOING ANY NSFW REQUESTS FOR FREE ON TUMBLR; IF YOU WANT ONE, BUY ONE ON MY WEBSITE.

  • NOT DOING AESTHETICS AT THE MOMENT. NOT DOING ROASTS ANYMORE. NOT DOING ANY DESCRIPTION REQUESTS ANYMORE EITHER. If you ask for any one of these things, it’ll be instantly ignored and deleted. If you know what I do, then you know what it is around here. Actually read the tags on here as well as the updates tab if you’re on my website. They’re there for a reason…

  • I’m (insert sign here) and my bf/gf is (insert sign here) are we compatible? If you need astrology to tell you these things, then I suggest you check not only your sun sign, but your your venus, mars, mercury and moon signs and if they are compatible then you are. If you have actually have a mind of your own, you’ll just know. If you want to make it work, then make it work, regardless of your signs/charts...

  • Do you believe in cusps? No. For those who require an explanation for this, here’s why.

  • Where can I find my chart? Google “birth chart” or go here.

  • Do you hate (insert signs here)? No, I don’t hate any sign. I don’t give anyone the satisfaction of my hatred.

  • Will you answer advice asks? Not so good at giving advice, but I’ll definitely take a shot at it.

  • Do you answer compatibility, descriptions, squad rates, etc? NO to compatibility and descriptions, yes to everything else.

  • I notice you say you don’t answer all your asks. What makes you most likely to answer my question? I’ll be more likely to answer your question if:

1. You ask me a specific question about astrology
2. Your question is original or different from the other questions I’m getting that day
3. Your question responds to a post I’ve made
4. You’re off anon - you’ll be notified when I answer it and I’ll know that you’ll see it. It’s irritating and time wasting when my hard work goes to waste because the person doesn’t even see the answer. Don’t waste my time.
5. You tag me in a promo/shoutout post! It’s not required, but I’d really appreciate it, especially if you have an astro blog :)

  • I have more than one question about my/others’ aspects and want interpretations on my multiple requests/questions. Can I do this? NO. I’m not your personal astrologer. At least not for free, I’m not. If you have a general question about astology stuff/aspects, then I’ll be happy to answer. However, don’t get greedy. If you ask me more than one thing regarding a whole bunch of parts of a chart, whether it’s yours or someone else’s, then that means you want me to do a chart interpretation on the sly for free, which WON’T BE HAPPENING. Ask one question per astrology issue. Any more than that, you’ll be referred to my readings page and pay $5 or more if you want an answer to your multiple questions. Oh yeah, and I have ways of finding out who you are if you attempt to do this while hiding like a coward on anon. Quit trying to be slick; you only play yourselves doing shit like this, lmao.

  • I hear you do readings. How much for one? My readings cover everything that I don’t cover on tumblr. Go to my website for more details.

  • What’s the difference between your readings? A multiple aspect interpretation is a service in which I answer your questions about three or more aspects of a chart, whether it’s yours or someone else’s. I only cover up to TWO (2) aspects per question (especially if on anon) when it comes to the questions I answer on here through my inbox, so if you have questions about more than two aspects (this inludes aspects with asteroids [no matter how obscure], fixed stars, or any and every aspect imaginable), then I’ll happily answer them for you through this service. A basic reading covers the individual and explains their chart’s strengths and challenges. An in-depth reading covers what a basic reading covers, but in addition, it also covers the individual’s life purpose as well as love & relationship stuff. A complete reading covers everything, meaning all about the individual, their sexual proclivities, their love life, their career, their health, their life purpose, etc.

  • Do you do couples’ readings? Yes.

  • Do you have other blogs? Yes.

  • Favourite to least favourite sign?

1. Aquarius
2. Capricorn
3. Sagittarius
4. Libra
5. Taurus
6. Gemini
7. Scorpio
8. Cancer
9. Leo
10. Aries
11. Virgo
12. Pisces

I’ll pick a manageable amount of asks for me to answer so I don’t get overwhelmed. If yours didn’t get answered, try again in a few days or ask something different.